Halloween Village - Halloween Jokes

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?

nospam@example.com (Jack Sparrow) — Fri, 9 Mar 2007 05:16:22 -0700

nospam@example.com (Jack Sparrow) — Fri, 9 Mar 2007 05:14:05 -0700

Q) Why do witches fly on brooms?

A) Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough!

nospam@example.com (Jack Sparrow) — Fri, 9 Mar 2007 05:13:12 -0700

Q) What do ghosts serve for dessert?

A) Ice Scream

nospam@example.com (Jack Sparrow) — Fri, 9 Mar 2007 05:12:01 -0700

Q) What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

A) Bone apetit

nospam@example.com (Jack Sparrow) — Fri, 9 Mar 2007 05:11:15 -0700

Q) Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A) He didn't have the guts.